zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

(via retiredjesus)

17yr:

whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor

(via inactiveblogger)

trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

(via that-is-illegal)

yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

(via joshpeck)

vinebox:

"my dog doesnt bite"

(via jlgglypuff)

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

(via guy)

wildwood26:


218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

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wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

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MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

(via hi)

*pushes back selfie release date*

(Source: highkeygay, via humorking)

awkwardlyinsane:

I’d be that boyfriend that gets rid of spiders for you